there are a million things i'd rather jerk off to than your shitty, ugly-ass body. war footage. dog shows. election results. i could go on.
[ he's not denying it, though. and, uh - as for whether or not he's gotten laid - well, not technically, and marcus bristles with insecurity about that, just typing something quick and shitty in the hopes that reggie won't push the issue. ]
of course i've gotten laid. not as frequently as i did back home, obviously, but that's just because your mom isn't here.
Uh huh Look bro deny it all u want, ur definitely not MY type so what the hell do I care Especially since I'd bet at least ONE of those examples isnt a joke and is actually smthing u really jack off to
And PS I wouldnt get ur hopes up My mom is so far out of ur league she'd cross to the other side of the street just to avoid looking at u
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war footage. dog shows. election results. i could go on.
[ he's not denying it, though. and, uh - as for whether or not he's gotten laid - well, not technically, and marcus bristles with insecurity about that, just typing something quick and shitty in the hopes that reggie won't push the issue. ]
of course i've gotten laid.
not as frequently as i did back home, obviously, but that's just because your mom isn't here.
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Look bro deny it all u want, ur definitely not MY type so what the hell do I care
Especially since I'd bet at least ONE of those examples isnt a joke and is actually smthing u really jack off to
And PS I wouldnt get ur hopes up
My mom is so far out of ur league she'd cross to the other side of the street just to avoid looking at u